I know how to be productive

So people are doing this on facebook, but I don't want people to SEE that I'm a loser, so I'm just going to post it on my blog :)


Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Zane needs some more money"
-how ture

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Zane looks like somebody drained his stomach or something."
-odd...

Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
"Zane likes to be in charge, and while he loves sex as much as the next red-blooded American male, he doesn’t know what to make of the small, dark figure who keeps insisting she wants him for a purely physical relationship."
-hahahahahaha

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
"Zane says to shut the hell up."
-who me?

Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
"Zane loves Hillary Juky."
-right. who?

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Zane wants his own beach bar."
-okay then...

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Zane does incredible, erotic things"
-what the hell, im not that sexual...

Type in "[your name] smells" in Google search:
"Zane smells like a pretty arab."
-haha, ok

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Zane hates the internet"
-no i dont!

Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search
"Zane goes green"
-hehe, yay


well that was fun. :p

^some major yum right there